I’m bored so I’m theorising.
I’m lazy so I’m not writing an article.
Anyways.
Here goes.
Quotient list
CQ
(Self-)Care quotient
This is about how much you treat yourself right. Let’s set aside people with no boundaries or narcissists and hop to the corporate slave. They say that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Anyways, gotta love yourself because you’ll always be with you no matter what, more so than others.
DQ
Drive quotient
Some people are lazy and can stay at home doing nothing all day. Some are super ambitious and may even juggle multiple projects at the same time. Just a thought experiment. If you had financial freedom, would you still even care to work? Of course, no judgment, for you are who you are.
EQ
Emotional quotient
I see this as how you are in a social setting. People high in this have what you call charisma. People low in this… well, they may not get nuances so well. In a sense I guess I’d call them more high maintenance. Of course this has nothing to do with whether you get energy from social settings or being alone.
FQ
Financial quotient
We live in a society where money as a resource is necessary for survival. One would think that financial literacy would be necessary in such a society, just as much as moral education. I mean seriously, I’m quite sure some people don’t know the connotations of compound interest and inflation.
HQ
Humanist quotient
Some people live service to self, while some people live service to others, while also keeping their own cup full first, of course. Charity or volunteerism is precisely the perfect embodiment of someone on the high side. Another example includes not using employees like cogs but treating them like family.
IQ
Intelligence quotient
This is the classic intelligence quotient. From what I’ve gathered, people with high IQs have brains that work and process things very quickly and they learn things more easily. They are also more likely to talk about more complex concepts. Still. This alone cannot work at all standalone without the other Qs.
RQ
Resilience quotient
Life has both ups and downs just like a thrilling rollercoaster ride. The ups are great, of course. But the downs can really get you in a slump! This quotient in particular reflects if a person gets through trials more easily and with relative grace or spreads their negativity to everyone around them.
SQ
Spiritual quotient
This quotient is rather characterised by the degree of faith a person has in a higher power as well as how well they have grasped spiritual truths and integrated them into their lives. A good indicator of this would be how well one can accept and love others with universal love or agape as the basis.
Alright I’m done. This is not something I usually do but I supposed I enjoyed it well enough. Anyway I’ve had my fun and it’s time to move on in life. 
Bye!
PS. Will probably be too lazy to post this into an article, so.